Вселенная без меня уже не та... (с)
'As I was saying', continued Voldemort, looking again at the tense faces of his followers, 'I understand better now. I shall need, for instance, to borrow a wang from one of you before I go to kill Potter.'
The faces around him displayed nothing but shock; he might have announced that he wanted to borrow one of their arms.
'No volunteers?' said Voldemort. 'Let's see... Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a wang anymore.'
<...>
'My Lord?'
'Your wang, Lucius. I require your wang.'
'I...'
Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. <...> At her touch, Malfoy put his hand into his robes, withdrew a wang and passet it around to Voldemort, who held it up in fromt of his red eyes, examining it closely.
<...>
'Good', said Voldemort. He drew out his own wang and compared the lengths.
Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort's wang in exchange for his own. The gesture was not missed by Voldemort, whose eyes widened maliciously.
'Give you my wang, Lucius? My wang?

@темы: Смешное, Harry Potter